Poor Atekuya

Have you ever felt hated or discriminated against? I have. I've been protested and demonstrated against.Blablabla --Eminem's

Truthfully, I had been crazy about Eminem's rhymes when I was in elementary (the fad occupied me until my second year in high school). Err. And I even made Eminem's life a topic for my speech (2nd year). Err. And, don't worry, I won't make another Eminem prose here.

Last Tuesday, PJ and Vanne (two of my friends and/or couple of the century awardee hehehe) went somewhere in Laguna. I'll spare some details here. They rode a jeepney upon going home, and inside the jeepney they're riding is a transvestite (homosexual) who looked like a prostitute. You know. With the heavy caked make-up, fake boobies (ice tubig hehehe), flirty tops, and thongs...Dear reader, if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm sorry but you're stupid and naive. Nyaha. 

Here's the situation:

AteKuya (the name coined for the homosexual prostitue) sat the farthest from the driver. Beside him was a catfish vendor (he had with him two pails of catfishes). Manong driver and kuya conductor were laughing like crazy people. And it seemed clear that their laughing at AteKuya. When AK handed his fare (200 php by the way), the driver returned AK's change in coins! Imagine! And estimating, AK's change would amount to 190 pesos! One hundred ninety pesos in coins! And it can't be possible that the driver doesn't have 20 peso bills, or 50 peso bills, right? 

AteKuya counted his change. Yes, he counted his change. Suddenly, the jeepney was brought to a halt. Take note of the adverb "suddenly" here. And some of AK's change fell on the dirty floor, worse, inside the catfish-filled pails. 

And  Manong driver and kuya conductor laughed heartily ever after.

Mind my sentence construction in the last line.

It all seems clear that the two antagonists of AK's life did their every prank ON PURPOSE. Even though I piss people sometimes I wouldn't go that far. The antagonists of this story may be bored with their lives, and pissing people (especially homosexuals and/or transvestites) is just their pastime. Poor, bored people got nothing to do but infiltrate evil in the human race.

This, my friends, is a form of homosexual discrimination. I'm just pissed with what they did to AteKuya. Whatever angle you analyze the story, the bottom line is that AK had been a victim of discrimination (or worse he may still be a victim up until now). I feel for you AteKuya.

Try to live in AK's shoes for a day. I hope Manong driver and kuya conductor will, someday. I'll pray for divine intervention for this to be possible. Bwahahahaha.

Now, we can tell that the first line of Eminem's song is positively correlated to homosexual discrmination. Just the first line.